Friday, July 30

Then we take Berlin

You may remember that I said I would write about our trip to Berlin. I know it's been a little while, but I'm going to make good on that promise with a little round-up of that trip right here and right now!

First, let me say that I really enjoyed Berlin. It's an amazing and vast city. Had it not been in the mid-30s (that's the mid-90s for you fahrenheit-inclined readers), I think I would have had an even greater time. The heat left me a little drained, so I didn't get to do or see many of the things I had on my to-do list. However, despite my issues with the heat I had a really good time and came back feeling mentally rejuvenated. Physically, not so much. Did I mention the heat? It was hot. And my feet swelled up and I felt like an old lady. On the other hand, my brain was full of ka-pow and huzzah and ready to do stuff.

One thing that I noticed about Berlin is that it's really alive. Both Vancouver and Geneva are a bit dormant in comparison, so it was fun being in a place where you could practically feel the change and creativity surging through the air. One of the reasons we planned our trip when we did was because my friend Michael was going to be there, too. He's amazing and wonderful and lovely and a lot of fun to be around.

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We stayed with Michael at the apartment he was renting in Neukölln. It was right around the corner from the former airport, Tempelhof, which was recently reopened as a park. One of the things that I didn't end up doing was going to check it out, but that's okay because we saw other parks. Still, maybe on the next trip we'll go for a picnic or a stroll if we're close by.

On our first night we went to Kreuzberg to see Beach House play. I fell pretty hard for their latest record, Teen Dream, and the only show they were playing in Switzerland was at Montreux Jazz Festival and cost a mint. I was pretty excited to find out they were playing in Berlin when we would be there. It's a good thing that I bought tickets in advance because it was sold out. I thought it was quite beautiful. They played in a converted cinema and the sound was amazing. There were stacks of speakers in each of the four corners of the room. It was loud, but not deafening. I daresay it was the best sound I've ever heard at a live show. I also liked the spinning, reflective pinãta-esque stage decorations that they had. Mmmmm, it was nice and because I'm a nerd I snapped up copies of all of their records from the merch table. I'm pretty enamoured with Victoria Legrand's husky voice.

As I mentioned, Berlin is a vast city. There is so much ground to cover so Sean and I opted for the Berlin Welcome Card transit pass. We bought the five-day pass and definitely got our money's worth. It comes with a booklet of "deals" but we didn't take advantage of any. Many of the discounts were at really touristy places that we didn't have much interest in. Still, if you're planning on getting around Berlin and you don't have access to a bike then consider getting a transit pass. It worked out really well and saved us a lot of time (and sweat) as far as walking goes. Even with the pass, we did do a fair bit of walking and one thing you will see if you walk around the city are these markers showing where the Berlin Wall once stood.

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When Sean and I were in Berlin eleven years ago we had a very memorable meal at a Mexican restaurant. It featured incredibly strong margaritas that lead to a run in the pouring rain, the purchase of an Aqua picture disc for probably too much money and then delicious ice cream. Since then, a bunch of Mexican places have popped up and if you know me, then you know I love Mexican food. We ate at Maria Peligro and watched the Germany vs. Argentina World Cup Match. I insisted on getting the plate for two, which featured a bit of everything on the menu. Mmmm, delicious...but no photos.

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Two of the things on my to-do list were to go to the Deutsche-Kinemathek Museum and the Flohmarkt am Mauerpark. I'm pleased to report that we did both! And all on one day. First we went to the flea market. Neither of us ended up buying anything except snacks, but Sean had a good dig through the hundreds of records at various stalls throughout the park. I looked at a few things here and there, but nothing special caught my eye. It takes place every Sunday and was packed full of vendors and shoppers.

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I drank coconut juice from a baby coconut, which was actually pretty huge.

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The museum was amazing and one of the most effectively curated collections of cinematic history I have ever visited. When you enter it's kind of like you're on the set of a film awards show. There are rows of televisions showing clips from various German films and you walk down the centre. The collection is housed on several floors that you walk through chronologically. One of the highlights for us was the Marlene Dietrich collection. There are three rooms housing various artifacts from her life including costumes (amazing) on manequins that look like ghostly figures of the woman herself (creepy in a good way). You can also see the robot from "Metropolis" and there is a chilling room devoted to Nazi-era film in which you can open huge metal drawers to read about the propaganda films made during the time as well as read about the many Jewish actors who were killed. It was a really remarkable place. You can find it in the Sony Center at Potsdamer Platz.

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On our last day in Berlin I got a haircut and then we met up with a friend of Sean's who has been living there for the past few years. He took us to an old cemetery and then for gelato, as you do.

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I am fairly certain that we'll be heading back to Berlin some time in the near future. There is just so much to see and do. Next time I'm there I am definitely going to go to the Pergamon Museum and the Schwules Museum, two places that I really regret not making time for. I also want to eat more delicious falafels stuffed with fried haloumi. Nom nom nom. Berlin is a pretty great place and I look forward to seeing more of it.

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Thursday, July 29

Lost in translation?

Came across this today. Not sure it's a festival I would want to attend for many reasons, but the name leaves something to be desired and I'm not even a dude!

Tuesday, July 27

Rockin' tha decks

On Sunday afternoon Sean and I did a spot of DJ-ing at a vide grenier put on by a friend of mine here in Geneva. It was held at Usine Kugler, an amazing space full of artist studios housed in an old factory at the Pointe de la Jonction.

Chimney at Usine Kugler

We were asked to play music for a couple of hours while visitors took a look around at the various stands piled with used clothes, household goods, records, books and other random bits and bobs.

Titz v. Klaus

We had a lot of fun battling it out on our iPods. Neither Sean or I are really used to DJ-ing with iPods, but we had no other choice. Our bajillions of records are back in Vancouver so we did what we had to do and we made it work!

Vide Grenier at Kugler

There were people shaking their butts and tapping their feet, but mostly they were enjoying beers and shopping. We were also enjoying beers (or, in my case, Coke 'cos I don't like to drink too much while I'm DJ-ing).

Titz and Klaus toast the decks

When our time was up we handed things off to the next DJ and went for a walk along the Rhone. It is such a beautiful river.

The Rhone

It's really THAT blue. The Jonction is an area where the two rivers in Geneva meet. The other river, the Arve, is quite muddy so when they come together it looks quite cool.

Jonction

That's not a shadow, it's the blue of the Rhone clashing with the muddy brown of the Arve. It's quite fantastic!

All in all we had a really great weekend here in Geneva. Saturday was fairly mellow and Sunday was a whole lot of fun. I also think it's pretty neat that Sean and I can take turns choosing songs and come up with two-plus hours of music that actually sounds good and complementary. We're a pretty good team.

A couple of goofs

Wednesday, July 21

I AM U U ARE ME

I came upon these posters while wandering around Mitte with my friend Michael. We both paused and took pictures. I like the graphic simplicity as well as the message. A bit more ♥ is always a pretty good thing.

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Friday, July 16

Roy Buns

One of my most visited to posts is this one. In fact, if you do a Google Image search for "fake ray bans" my photo is the first one that pops up. I don't know if I should be freaked out or flattered by this. Also, reading that post three years later made me laugh at myself a little bit, which is always a good thing I think.

When Sean and I flew to Berlin a couple of weeks ago we had a stopover at Schipol Airport in Amsterdam. After eating dinner in their food court and attempting to eavesdrop on some men speaking Danish, we did a bit of a walk around in the duty-free area. It was there that I decided to finally plonk down the cash on a pair of genuine, honest-to-God-real, Ray Bans. So, now I can present the internet world with a photo of me wearing REAL Ray Bans.


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If I look a little haggard in this photo it's because I was completely haggard by the time I took it. It was hot in Berlin (mid-30s) and I foolishly drank two tequila-based cocktails while watching a World Cup match in the sun. Several factors contributing to me feeling like the walking dead: the sun (I am Nordic and do not do well with it), tequila (I am a really cheap date, fellas) and Argentina losing to Germany (no naked Maradona for me). I really wanted to go back to the apartment and lie down, but in order to do that we had to venture out to an arty-queer-counter-culture-squat in no man's land to retrieve the keys from our friend. We did this, bought some luke-warm water to drink and headed back to the S-bahn. And then I decided to take a photograph of myself.

This is all to say that I have real Ray Bans now. Real ones. I've truly crossed the hipster threshold!

Wednesday, July 14

Let's not be L7

I'm just gonna say it..."Wooly Bully" is one of my favourite songs ever. I'm putting it in my top 10 songs of all time. It's serious.


I don't think I'm the only one who loves that song a ton because watching that made me think of this.


It's a rock 'n' roll summer with creative headwear! Do it!

Monday, July 12

Take my breath away

I plan on writing about our trip to Berlin very soon. Until then, please enjoy some currywurst.

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Wednesday, July 7

Beauty treatments

Beauty Treatments

We were in Berlin for four and a half days and it was HOT and SWEATY and a little bit icky by the end of the day. Naturally, upon returning to Geneva we decided to beautify ourselves with facemasks. Aren't we pretty?

Wednesday, June 30

That concert I meant to tell you about

Remember when my sister visited me back in May? I don't think I ever explained what motivated her to travel so many kilometres to see me. Let me tell you, it was for more than just a few hugs and sisterly love. It was to see Lady Gaga.


Tickets for the Lady Gaga concert in Paris went on sale a couple weeks after I arrived in Geneva back in February. I half-jokingly suggested that my sister should fly over so we could go see her together. This quickly turned into a serious plan and flights were booked. For a time it looked like we wouldn't be able to get tickets to the concert, but eventually we did. On a related note, what is with huge concerts "selling out" then releasing more tickets, then "selling out" and then releasing more tickets? It's cruel and annoying. At any rate, we finally picked up two tickets during one of the post-sell-out-but-not-really ticket releases. Originally we had planned on going as a foursome because (get this) Sean actually finds Lady Gaga interesting and wanted to see her wacky costumes. My brother-in-law has already seen her once and was game to see her again. Alas, we couldn't find four seats together and, really, it was more of a sister date anyway.

So, we went and it was awesome. Our seats were at the side of the stage and super high up, but not so high that I couldn't see how muscular Lady Gaga's bum is. I'm generally not a stadium concert kind of person. For huge shows like that I feel like it's better to just wait 'til the DVD comes out. However, I do make exceptions (helllloooo, Beyonce!) and I am a sucker for thousands of people singing along and waving their arms in the air and Gaga and her "little monsters" did not disappoint.


It was a super fun concert. There were lots of costume changes and a storyline---Gaga was helping her gang get to the Monster Ball and they encountered various obstacles throughout their journey including a broken down car, a gigantic angler fish monster and an angel fountain spurting blood. There were a few emotional moments like when the crowd sang along to "Speechless" and Gaga appeared to be crying.


Regardless of what you think of her music or her persona, this lady is a born entertainer. She was givin' 'er the entire, nearly three hour, performance. I think my favourite moments were when she was playing the piano because that's when she seemed most passionate and fully into it. That's not to say other parts of the show were lacking because they weren't. It was solid.


The costumes were spectacular and weird. I especially liked her "living dress." In fact, when she was hoisted up onto a platform over looking the crowd the dress sprouted wings and I gasped audibly, surprising myself!


I've been meaning to write a more succinct post explaining why I like Lady Gaga so much, but I just haven't had time. For me, my interest and appreciation of her as an artist is deeply rooted in the ways in which she has managed to incorporate the concepts of the monstrous feminine and abjection into the body of her work. Somehow she has managed to blend pop with the grotesque and become incredibly successful in such a short time. Also, anyone who mentions Klaus Nomi as an influence is alright by me.

I still need to do a bit more thinking and reading about Gaga before I'm ready to write anything significant. In the meantime, I recommend Gaga Stigmata as a good place to read some interesting critical analysis of Gaga.

Back to my sister...We had a great time and I have her to thank for introducing me to Lady Gaga, who I initially dismissed as silly. If my sister hadn't been so enthusiastic about Gaga I don't think I would have quite the appreciation for her that I do now. Also, how awesome will it be when we're in our eighties remembering that one time we went to Paris, France for the Lady Gaga concert?!